He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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