He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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