i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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