im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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