Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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