its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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