Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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