Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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