I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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