if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Come share oat with me in your robe
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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