her vagine was all disorganized.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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