ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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