sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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