I am in a vortex of obligation.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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