Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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