You made me cry and you don't even care
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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