if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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