she woke up with a sticky ear
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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