Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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