Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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