let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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