Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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