ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
