You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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