Michael Bay diarrhea
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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