It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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