Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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