So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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