I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
