I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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