That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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