We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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