is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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