everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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