But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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