U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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