then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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