Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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