You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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