so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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