did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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