Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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