jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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