trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The feeling are messing with the penis
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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