If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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