i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There's always time for handjobs
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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