Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
