Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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