She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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