Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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