he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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