she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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