We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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