I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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