This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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