it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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