I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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